My Best Customer

My Best Customer A delivery driver is kidnapped by a psychopathic lesbian and her home shopping addict girlfriend on Christmas Dave Bender is used to mixing it up with his female customers but he s never gotten a rec

  • Title: My Best Customer
  • Author: Geoff Sturtevant
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 389
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • A delivery driver is kidnapped by a psychopathic lesbian and her home shopping addict girlfriend on Christmas Dave Bender is used to mixing it up with his female customers, but he s never gotten a reception like this Will he make it out alive If he does, will he continue in his philandering ways

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    1. I'd give this like a 3.5-3.75-4, i don't know, maybe a 4.25. there were a couple rough patches to get through like the reflection at the end of the book but overall an entertaining, fun, funny, violent, and gross ride. For those who haven't read Geoff yet, I would recommend starting with Return To The Dirt: Three Tales of Work and Death

    2. Poetic, DementedGeoff Sturtevant takes a seemingly innocuous everyday setting and turns your stomach inside out. It's like the ten car pile up on the interstate. You know it's not going to be pretty, but you know you have to look. A short read, but one that sticks to your ribs.

    3. My Best customer - Paul J. McSorley (Narrator)I will never look at delivery man the same again, well I never looked at them this way. Ok there are some very cute ones out there. Some are true hunks but I would never think about taking it to this level. This is so wrong in so many ways. The lesson between these pages is be careful, be very careful what you say you just might think you are saying something wonderful when in fact you just might have said something you will spend the rest of your li [...]

    4. Five stars, that's right! Mssr. Sturtevant really gives his inner-sicko full reign here. This story is short and there's no let up in the tension - or the gross-out sexual/violent pleasures. Also, as the reader will get the correct impression that this author is not above killing off his protagonist, the ending is always in question. I will only say that said ending was a ripping good time, a bloody good show, oh hell, it really delivered!Incidentally, I deal with a delivery guy at work (from a [...]

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